Which Celeb Will Be Outed Next?by Katie Hines Rumors surround A-Rod Located in the entertainment props section, BetUS.com features a prop on which celebrity will next come out of the closet. I don't know about you, but I can easily remember exactly what I was doing on the day that Ellen DeGeneres finally came out of the closet on Oprah's show, and proclaimed what all of us already knew: that she was a certified carpet installer, and not a pipe fitter. One could say that the closet door had been open for business already for many years (She even had a little lemonade stand in there, for God's sake!! No word on how profitable it was, though). Not all swinging celebs are as easily identifiable. Some are obvious, others we just wish were at least bisexual (or dream about it). When it actually does come true, people like Portia diRossi become first on our list of eventual conquests (well, maybe after the BetUS girls, for sure). For the quickest and easiest depositing methods available, sign-up today at BetUS.com, "for over 14 years they have been the World-Wide Leader in Online Sports, Poker and Casino Gaming!" Always receive great odds, huge bonuses and fast payouts only at BetUS.com! BET ON FOOTBALL! First time deposits receive $75 free with a $200 deposit! But, the question on the tip of everyone's tongue is: how can you tell for sure? Is there a way to predict who is swinging for the other team? If there is, is it a sure bet? We here in the Prop Talk section, would not care to speculate on that. Heck, if we knew the answer, do you think that our Web site would be based on sports? Hell, yeah!! But, how do you win this prop? How can you increase the odds of you having sex with any of the supposed lesbians (and, does it have to be with Condoleeza Rice?)? Well, I thought that, as one of the few women writers on here, I'd give you the lowdown on some of the possible sure bets, and hints as to why. First up at bat are those who seem to show tendencies to have crossed over, (but not necessarily all the way over) to the other side. Take for example Vin Diesel, Alex Rodriguez, Kordell Stewart, Steve Francis, Peyton Manning....As much as I tried, I could not find any definitive dirt on them. These men, while "Metrosexual" (I can hardly wait 'til that term becomes dated), have been in long-term relationships with extremely hot women for several years (if not married to them). The most recent betting odds on Lindsay Lohan are out! Bet on how much time Lohan will spend in Jail! While this doesn't necessarily mean that they aren't light in the loafers, it's some pretty good evidence to the contrary. I mean, Vin has been dating Lara Croft body model Lucy Clarkson, Alex was married in 2002 and has a young daughter, Kordell, though prone to mistakes, has not fumbled with anything other than a football. Yes, he chooses to be around men in tights as a profession, but that doesn't suggest anything much at all. Even Peyton, who was sued by his trainer when he flashed her in the locker room, (an act that he considered "crude maybe, but harmless,") while probably confirming the fact that he makes bad decisions, was probably just looking for attention from the poor broad. Now, let's get to the juicy bits. Some men out there seem to be trying so hard to be manly that it's almost a tip off that they're really trying to hide something. Like Tyson, for example. Will he let up before he kills someone? Probably. But, a guy that goes as far as to bite a guy's ear off to prove himself as a man, you gotta figure that there's a least ONE skeleton in that closet (I mean, he collects pigeons, for God's sake). Click here to bet on the next Celebrity DUI! Or, take Greg Maddux for another, a pitcher whose pinpoint accuracy is known to psyche out the men who try to hit his balls. In fact, it's said that "he could put a baseball through a lifesaver." Lifesaver, huh? I've seen those colors before....Oh, and did I mention that he has a reputation of making solid contact with his hitters? Wish that maybe it was with something else there, Greg? Some are downright obvious.....Keanu anyone? He's firmly admitted that he's bisexual...but could he be lying to cover up the truth? I mean, "metrosexual"...."bisexual"....aren't these terms almost interchangeable these days? And, let's not forget John Travolta and Tom Cruise. While both are proudly Scientologists, their religion sees homosexuality as "a sickness to be rehabilitated," and that "immorality is contagious." In fact, John was used as an example in a recent court case, to support the fact that Scientology can actually cure you of it. And Tom? He's already joined a seminary in his younger days, and even chose to adopt his two kids with Kidman. Is this for humanitarian reasons, or because it would be less traumatic than actually having sex with her?! And, take players that have already had to fight hard to erase gay rumours: Jeff Garcia, whose ex-teammate Terrell Owens accused him of batting for the other team after being jealous of his relationship with a Playboy Playmate; Troy Aikman, whose ex-coach Barry Switzer planted rumours that Aikman was gay because he thought that he had gotten him fired, etc, etc, etc... There's no sure-fire way that one can know, except when we finally get a public confession (preferably on Springer....). Before that, its all guess work. So, what's your take on it?! Click here for the 2008 World Series betting odds and the 2008 baseball World Series predictions by Tom Morgan! For more on BetUS.com's entertainment and other celebrity props, login and visit the Futures/Props section now. Katie Hines is a freelance entertainment writer and a special contributor to BetUS.com's Prop Talk section. She can be reached via FaceOff@BetUS.com. Please make sure you put "Katie" in the subject of the email. --- by BetUSradio at 1800-sports.com on July 07, 2006
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